Category : Bonnie Wurst

Bonnie’s 2014 Eggnog Predictions

by Bonnie Wurst   I studied the stars over the holidays, I meditated upon a soft downy pillow until a vision of the year to come appeared to me in a cup of eggnog, generously mixed with festive spirits. Predictions, like public ...

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Rudolph – Behind The Shiny Nose

by Bonnie Wurst   Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, son of Mr. and Mrs. Donner of the North Pole, first appeared in a 1939 story by Robert L. May, published by Montgomery Ward. Rudolph’s shiny nose was his claim to fame and he ...

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Don’t Mess With Montrealer’s Mush…

Pastagate then Schwartz’s in a bag…   by Bonnie Wurst   It’s been all over the headlines, from Pasta to Smoked Meat in bags. First there was the debacle starting with the OQLF’s notice to a trendy Italian restaurant that the word ‘pasta’ contravened ...

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Once upon… your life

by Bonnie Wurst   Once upon a time… your life became a story. A birthright bestseller. Without an outline you lived page after page, chapter after chapter, never realizing you had a full length manuscript in your pocket. You’ve been your very own ...

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New Azur Metro Cars Unveiled

by Bonnie Wurst – Special   Montreal’s new Azur metro cars have been unveiled and will start rolling down the tracks next year. The question on a lot of commuters’ minds is whether the new blue will have them feeling ‘less blue’ ...

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A Super Loo For Me & You!

by Bonnie Wurst   Call it what you may; the Loo, Toilet, Toilette, Potty, Lavatory, Can, Privy, Throne and even Thunderbox, they all serve the same purpose. We know what it is for, so an explanation is quite unnecessary. A rose, is ...

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HAHA-V1 Virus Epidemic!

by Bonnie Wurst   THIS JUST IN: Rooters – “HAHA-V1 VIRUS SPREADS GLOBALLY!”   The malicious Happy App Virus (HAHA-V1) has been spreading around the world at unprecedented rates. A spokesperson for WHOO?, the World Health Oh-Oh Organization, appealed for calm amid the growing epidemic. The ...

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