Category : Bonnie Wurst

HAHA-V1 Virus Epidemic!

by Bonnie Wurst   THIS JUST IN: Rooters – “HAHA-V1 VIRUS SPREADS GLOBALLY!”   The malicious Happy App Virus (HAHA-V1) has been spreading around the world at unprecedented rates. A spokesperson for WHOO?, the World Health Oh-Oh Organization, appealed for calm amid the growing epidemic. The ...

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Mary Poppins’ Charter of Values

by Bonnie Wurst   While pondering the ‘Charter Affirming The Values Of Secularism And The Religious Neutrality Of The State, As Well As The Equality Of Men And Women, And The Framing Of Accommodation Requests’ of Quebec’ or ‘Bill 60’, the new ...

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Beaver Lake Cruises!

by Bonnie Wurst   I’ve never been on a cruise ship, but I know I would have a great time on board. Being who I am, I’m sure any one of the Disney cruises would fit the bill. It wouldn’t really be ...

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Nightmare On Construction Street

by Bonnie Wurst   This is a rant. I’m not going to disguise it within a social commentary piece. It is a rant because my sleep has been disturbed – and nobody in their right mind wants to disturb my sleep. The Merriam-Webster ...

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On-The-Throne Speech

by Bonnie Wurst   After proroguing the government in September, the fourth time since becoming Prime Minister in 2006, Stephen Harper’s government kicked off the new session of Parliament on October 16th with a Throne Speech. But I’m not clear on whether ...

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Dear Miss Cyrus

by Bonnie Wurst   I was reading the open letters Sinead O’Connor wrote to Miley Cyrus, in reaction to the former Disney Hannah Montana star’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ video – and the subsequent responses from Miss Cyrus. O’Connor has her own share of controversy ...

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