Category : Dan Laxer

Orlando and the world mourns

By: Dan Laxer – mtltimes.ca That’s it, I’m done. I’m turning my back on you, America. And, yes, it has everything do to with Orlando; the Pulse Massacre was the last straw for me. I’ve had it with your sick thing ...

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Montreal Granite Tree stumps

Montreal Granite Tree stumps By: Dan Laxer – mtltimes.ca Now, come on! This has got to be some kind of joke. Granite tree stumps? Seriously? For twice the price of what granite goes for? What? Why? Who? What? WHERE?? Let me see if ...

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In Defense of Dieudonne…Sort Of

By: Dan Laxer – mtltimes.ca   He must have known, must have been tipped off. This can’t have been a surprise. Earlier this week controversial French comedian – and let us use the term as loosely as possible – Dieudonne was turned away ...

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The death of Rob Ford

By: Dan laxer – mtltimes.ca People say we should never speak ill of the dead. I’ve never understood why. If you’d been less than admirable in life, death doesn’t render you suddenly angelic. Much has been said about Rob Ford, the ...

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Parking costs are out of control!

By: Dan Laxer – mtltimes.ca   Back in 1957, the last time this city drafted a parking policy, cars were bigger, with parking spaces to match, gas was less expensive than water, and heading downtown held some caché. And that was the ...

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The snakes are coming to Canada!

By: Dan Laxer – mtltimes.ca   Boy, this is one hell of a warning. Run for the hills, folks, or you’ll be up to your armpits in deadly snakes! Leonardo DiCaprio must be so glad he’s not in Canada anymore. I usually try ...

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Dumpster Diving – Why? Why not?

By: Dan Laxer – mtltimes.ca I always thought the point was to declare war against poverty, not against the poor. But it seems, today, with most individuals living in their own bubbles, that even those who have a little bit of ...

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