Christmas is everyone’s favourite time of the year. But, it isn’t just the festivities and family gatherings that excite everyone. Funny Gag gift expectations are most people’s major thrills of the Christmas holiday.
Gag gifts are the perfect means to piss someone off in the friendliest way possible. Remember that friend that made a fool out of you on April fool’s day? Now’s the perfect time to get back at them.
Get them a gift that they would never see coming. The best part is you don’t have to break the bank to get one. (You can, but you don’t have to.)
Here’s a list of funny gag gifts to give your friends to keep the laughter rolling:
Face socks
Get your friend a pair of socks with their face all around it. First, they’ll hate it because it’s a sock (everyone hates sock gifts). Then hate you for printing their faces in multiple places. But in the end, they’d wear it because they love you and have no other choice.
Adulting stickers
Everyone has a friend in their early twenties who is constantly complaining about the difficulties of adulthood. Get them a personalized sticker with a message you know they will agree with. Without a doubt, it would make them laugh, and they would want to brag about it.
Inscribed clothing
Make a custom T-shirt with the silliest inscriptions to think of. Be creative. Think of something you’re sure would piss them off and pay a designer to have it printed on a shirt. The inscription should be about a part of their personality you like to criticize. But be careful not to joke about matters they consider sensitive.
Mini karaoke microphone
Here’s something for all your Tiktok fanatic friends. Of course, they would not be expecting this. But, rest assured, they would show it off to their fans, and if they give you a shout-out, you would be getting a few follows too.
Inscribed glasses
This is a perfect way to crack up your wine or alcohol-loving friend. Create an inscription that would remind them to cut down on the drinking or help them have more fun while emptying the bottles. Lacking ideas for these inscriptions? Here are a few: ‘Better safe than sober,’ ‘When life’s a bitch, alcohol is a must. ‘Shut up, liver. You’re fine. You can see some more funny quotes here.
Cookbooks
Everybody has a buddy whose cooking poses a risk for food poisoning. Most times, they deny that they are the world’s worst cooks. If you have a buddy like this, give them a cookbook to get more skilled. Else they send someone to the E.R.
The ‘How to Live with a Huge Penis’ Book
We can all agree that this is a hilarious Christmas gag gift for a male friend. Men love to joke and brag about the size of their members, some more than others. If your friend is among those who just won’t shut up about it, get them this book to show that you understand their plight and hope they get better soon.
Back Scratcher
Everyone needs a backscratcher, especially if they live alone. So here’s a twist: gift your single friend this backscratcher, they would think it’s a practical gift of care, but in the real sense, you’re teasing them for having no one to scratch their back when they have an itch.
Novelty dildos
No one would expect a dildo as a Christmas gift. This is all the more reason why you should get it. A giant dildo is a perfect gift for that friend who isn’t getting some. It would help them practice for when they eventually get some or keep themselves comfortable for as long as possible. Women aren’t the only ones who use dildos; you could also get men’s dildos for your bros.
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